Since I teach Open Court Reading, every morning we do Daily Oral Language (also known as blending, or sounding out words). One of the words on our board this week is hoe (of the garden variety). I was drawing a picture of a hoe on the board in an attempt to explain what it is. We are also working on homophones this week, so the kids connected hoe to ho ho ho (of the Santa Claus variety). I then drew a picture of Santa Claus on the board to illustrate this connection. Then, V raises her hand and says, “Ms. Bennett, what’s a hobo?”
I can see how this connection would happen in her brain, so I then attempted to draw a picture of a hobo on the board (which more clearly illustrated my limited drawing abilities than a hobo). While I am attempting this, I hear some singing. I turn around, and V, to whom, you must remember, I am attempting to explain the definition of hobo, is singing “Old MacDonald.”
Me: “V, WHAT is that about??” (Trying to understand why she would be singing instead of listening).
V: “It’s about a hobo.” (Thinking I don’t understand what “Old MacDonald” is about).
Now, I really try to keep a straight face at all times in my classroom. It’s the only way I have some modicrum of control. This, however, was just too funny for me to handle. I started laughing so hard I started crying. And the kids, of course, all lost it. Fifteen minutes later, we finally returned to our blending.
On Friday, 2 of my kids were pulled to the office to finish working on a district Language Arts test. They were there until about 11 am. About 10 minutes after they came back, I got a phone call wanting to know if one of them was in my room. I said she was, and the nurse told me to send her to the office. I did so, and about 5 minutes after that, I got another phone call telling me to send her folder to the office because she was going home. I had thought she seemed perfectly healthy, but I figured the nurse would know better than I would. I continued with the morning, and a few minutes later the nurse walked in the door with a stack of papers. She called me to the back of the room and without a word showed me the papers. “Attention Parents: Head lice have been found in your child’s school,” I read, and let out a gasp of horror.
Head lice. In my classroom. Right before a long weekend. If I get lice, I thought, I’m going to be pissed. So far, though, so good.
This weekend has been the best, most relaxing weekend since school started. When I got home on Friday night, I put my TFA messenger bag in my closet and I haven’t looked at it since. I spent the entire weekend doing normal things, hanging out with Scott and relaxing. Tomorrow, Scott has to go to work, so I figured I’d just stay home and do my planning and whatnot while he’s working. Seriously, every weekend should be a three day weekend. My life would be a lot happier.
In non-teaching news, I had my body measurements with my personal trainer on Friday. Since I started working with her at the end of August, I have lost 5 pounds in body fat and gained almost as many pounds in muscle. I’m pretty proud of myself.